Wow you need some RL friends.

Did you actually just come back from a ban and announce yourself like a triumphant return? LOL

Like not to be rude, who are you?

Stumped, like wow wow wow. You poor sad bastard.

* clicks stop watch*

let's see how long it takes you to get banned this time.

how was it on logi-bro island i hear the weather is amazing

Hardeners finally got the nerf hammer, and Spkr4TheDead & Takahiro Kashkuken are crying it up.

Such delicious tears. It brings me back to the good ole days.

Am sowwy :(

wb back o/

o7 . Welcome back void.

Oh no, not this guy...

EDIT: JK.

1pawn asked a valid question. Who are you and why should we update someone who has been banned exactly? These forums have a search function and the patch notes are available in the stickies. There are youtube videos and Dust blogs out there. Why are we your personal assistants? Furthermore, why are you calling us children because we don't recognize your imagined importance?

TL;DR - Srsly tho, who r u?

And you are?

You are lucky I'm learning Entitled Old Vetese. I'll translate for those who can't speak it fluently.



If I could get a second translation of this I would appreciate it. I'm still learning a lot of conversational Entitled Old Vetese and a few extra hours of hearing it spoken would really help with my pronunciation.

Hardeners nerfed, Railgun range nerfed.
Tanks are much easier to kill now, AV/Vehicle balance nearly there.

Oh and only 2 tanks per side in Ambush.

Yeah their latest threads are hilarious,
Taki is upset because his Tank now won't continue to REP while under fire from Swarms
Spkr is doing his usual thing. With the whining amd the Tanking and the whiney tanking.

w/b void, as for the forums its different faces same song.

Please tell me you are back with your tank too... I have a few targets in mind lol

Funny thing is, every time I ever had the displeasure of squading w/ you that's exactly what I thought to myself about you. You're a loud, obnoxious, whiney little brat. If I remember correctly you're 18, yet you refer to others online as "kid"

Stop throwing your RL situation in our faces as if any of us should give a flying **** that you're back, no one even noticed you were gone.

w/b kid.

You might reserve judgment until you load up. 1.7 was the dawn of the hardener, and AV became much more difficult without your own tank.

1.8 reduced the grenade count from 3 - 2, and nerfed damage mods, hampering AV even further. The 2 tank max was supposed to turn tankbush back into ambush, and the hardener nerf was supposed to balance the damage mod nerf a bit I believe.

I've been out of town for a few days so I haven't played since the hardened 'bush patch, but it sounded like an appropriate fix to me.

They also shortened the range on rail turrets to flush redline rail tankers out. Not a perfect solution, but preferable to spending all game trying to keep those dudes pinned behind cover so you could move across open ground without getting blapped by the vehicle equivalent of a heavy with a thale.

How does me sending rage mail make me an obnoxious or loud person when on comms / IRL? The majority of my rage mail is directed at redline snipers, redline rail tankers & campers in general.

I see what I do as a public service, these players need to know just how bad they are. If I don't tell them... who will?

The no. of rage mails I've actually sent pales in comparison to the no. of rage mails people seem to think I've sent... It really isn't that many.

To what degree varies but we're all hypocrites in some way or another my friend. I'm just more upfront about it.

**** you ******* piece of **** I will **** your children in the anus just kiddinggggggg

Protostomp? Solo? Yeah. I really am ruining this game for the new players.

You were a tanker for a solid 9+ months. How can you lecture me on stomping new players when you did so w/ a TANK.

That's not to say you did so v. well, but the fact remains whilst I stomped scrubs w/ a proto suit you stomped scrubs w/ a motherfucking TANK. Which is not only far easier but it's also far more effective. (If we are talking about strictly ruining the new players fun)

That's a style of play is it? "run around and hope a bullet hits something" B/c that sure as **** doesn't sound anything like what a slayer does. Are you implying that YOUR play style's more difficult than a slayers?
Let's not forget that you wouldn't even run a tank in pubs if there was a ONE good tanker on the opposing side, you'd run free fits... Out of fear of losing a tank.

You made a better impact on this community by tanking? Please elaborate.

We almost always had competent AV in our squads. So that's a lie.

"being a tanker means you need an IQ above 90, being a slayer only makes your IQ drop every time you pull the trigger." I don't know whether to laugh or cry. If you don't mind me asking;
Do you have to take an entry test before CCP allows you to tank or do they determine what your IQ is based on your gaming ability?

I will admit, being a good tanker does require some situational awareness, patience & skill but due to the fact that you aren't a good tanker... it doesn't apply.

The great slayers are usually the most revered players in FPS' (See ReGnYuM) So I get why everyone loves to pretend that it's ez mode & anyone could do it b/c the truth is; Most people would suck at it, they'd get their asses handed to them. It's why they turn to playing support, the HMG or using vehicles (In most cases) B/c it's the only way that they can actually compete. Being an efficient slayer is by far the most difficult role to fill.

When you say me & most my friends you are ofc referring to the rest of N-F, only your lack of a backbone prevents you from actually saying it. I can tell you w/ the utmost certainty that the majority of N-F wasn't far worse than you. You weren't even in the top 50%, you were only ever used in PC when we were scraping the bottom of the barrel. Never did I see you actually excel, even when we were facing teams w/o any real AV. You were always the B team kid. Always will be.

No one respected you b/c you did nothing to earn it. You were an insufferable loud mouth.

good to see ya.

to catch you up

CPM are idiots
kain spero owns molden heath and because of that he needs to be removed from office.
cloaks are SOOOOO OP
heavies got nerfed the day after 1.8 launch
amarr scouts hate themselves
scouts are SOOOOO OP
scouts are new FOTM
blue donut in PC
assault and logi are UP
dropships are too expensive and OP
tank nerf
tanks are still OP
swarms still suck
tanks are UP now
hardeners suck
hardeners are OP
triple rep Maddy??????
CCP screwed up
BPO AUCTION!
have patients
screw patients, RIOT!
LOTTERY!!!
anime
anime
anime
anime
CCP locking-bro
anime
anime
anime
Petition to do something
petition not to do something
petition not to make stupid petitions
petition to ban the petition petition
BPO's for sale
WE NEED CAREBEAR STUFF
NPE sucks
NPE still sucks
locked for discussing moderation
theme song for ...
what would you like to see at fan fest?
wasn't there a caldari production facility socket coming?
DUST TO PS4
DUST TO PC
LASER FOCUS ON PS3

and finally nobody and I mean nobody even so much as thought of mentioning PS vita neocom companion app. because you know that was supposed to be a thing at some point?

so yea, you didn't miss much.
but glad you're back.

a man with a particular set of skills that make him a nightmare for people like you?

Well.

I guess it's nice to know Void hasn't changed at all on the forums. Drama in every thread he creates.

Perhaps its because you continue to call people kids and children, while claiming to abstain from degrading yourself by insulting others over the internet.

But who knows.

Hey, everybody look!
It's a real tanker...
Clear the field, part-timing scrubs.